Friday, August 11, 2017

Funny Death-guard Picture

Discordian here! Every once and awhile I see a picture and I cant stop laughing.

This guy is great. He's apparently one of the new deathguard models coming out.

Here are some of the thoughts that went through my head when I first saw him.

"My friends and I are here to attack you with pestilence. How does that make you feel?"

"We can't kill you if you don't tell us your name"

"What is the estimated worth of your holdings?.... Yes the ones we didn't burn."

And last but not least.

"These prices are to damn high! I Demand Millions in relief!.... Also your trademark rights......"